October 2011
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
xxcoolstorybroxx:
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
When your friend has a secret and told it to...
“FINE BITCH, I DON’T TRUST YOU EITHER”
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Hello Friday. :)
symphonyofathousand:
true story, EVERY FUCKING DAY
Going to class: Everyone: Me:
Doing work: Everyone: Me:
Lunch time: Everyone: Me:
Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me:
Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
That moment you're watching a good show and your...
When you want to buy something you really want but...
whattadeuce:
Sex Oil
My mom and I went to Walgreens to print out some pictures. The printing station things were occupied by two people. So in the meantime my mom and I were browsing around. Later she decided to check and see if they were available. I went to look at nailpolish, because I have an addiction. While she did that, some man was bitching about how he can’t find anything in the store. He asked her...
How I feel after I take a nap
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think,... →
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annamariasays:
killing in the name of // rage...
